TV Smith's Dua Sen
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Satire and social commentary from the politically incorrect columnist of The New Straight TimesVisit Klang Or Die
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/290909_visit_klang_or_die.html
Oh those sweet Klangites. They put up with brutal advertising. They tolerate drive-by kicking and help launched a flying mat service...Face Off 2
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/030909_hacked_again.html
Malaysians knew the Negara Ku was adapted all along but the Indonesians just found out. And they are pissed. Strangely this time they seem to be focusing on web sites belonging to our English-language media...Ku Li At The White House
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/210908_ku_li.html
It was supposed to be a bloggers-only dialogue session with PM-hopeful Tengku Razaleigh or Ku Li as he is popularly known. Due to some miscommunication - members of the mainstream media started trooping in...I Am Standing For Election
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/190908_standing_for_election.html
As historic as this announcement may be - there will be no teary-eyed declaration of my beliefs and what I stand for. Just the honest truth...The New Sitemeter Sucks
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/150908_sitemeter_sucks.html
Sitemeter migrated to a new server and format. Problem is the new layout is as confused as Baldy and the implementation of Flash makes loading even slower than those planned reforms of Bodohwi...Opera Of The Phantoms
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/250808_phantom_opera.html
The by-elections is being played out like a cliff-hanging soap opera. At every dramatic turn - a confessing party hopes to bury the other...A Misunderstanding
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/210708_misunderstanding.html
Mainstream newspapers gleefully sensationalised the bitch fight between two PKR comrades recently. Like most people I first thought the aide punched the MP because he couldn't stand his long sideburns...The Dogs Are Well
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/120708_dogs.html
When P.I. Bala went missing - the family dogs were left behind alone. A Chinese daily reported that the dogs were weak from hunger when reporters visited the house in Rawang. Subsequently an English daily wrote that the abandoned dogs were caged in deplorable conditions...Statutory Declarations For Dungus
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/100708_sd_for_dungus.html
Since statutory declarations are the fad these days - I am marketing a simple form for beginners and the budget conscious...Happy Humpers Are Driving Our Orang Utans To Extinction
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/040708_happy.html
Anal sex now rank up there with statutory declarations as the favourite pastime. Whatever happened to blowing someone without C4...Sodomee Is Back
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/290608_sodomee.html
A local instant-noodle manufacturer has denied claims it is re-introducing a failed product to capitalise on a topical but controversial issue...I Almost Fainted After Doing It
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/080608_fainted.html
We were supposed to do it after watching P Ramlee The Musical on Wednesday. The show ended late and it was already past midnight when we...Make Money From The New Fuel Subsidy Scheme
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/060608_letters.html
My friend Joey Singh -- the former Radio 4 deejay -- is always thinking of ways to supplement the miserly bunga he is earning from the bank. He sent me this e-mail on profiteering from the new fuel subsidy scheme....15 Ways To Negate The Recent Fuel Price Increase
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/130505_fuel.html
Improve your vehicle fuel consumption - by as much as 40 per cent - by changing the way you currently drive. There is a catch though...Is Abdullah Adopting A Scorched Earth Policy
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/050608_news.html
A scorched earth policy is a military tactic whereby the withdrawing party destroys anything that might be useful to the advancing enemy...Vagina Sells Newspapers
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/020608b_news.html
It was only this morning that I realised the hot draw was a front page story on hygienic Ah Longs...Fuel Flip Flop Fiasco and Bumped Bums
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/020608_news.html
The fuel flip flop fiasco is fueling more questions...UFOs - Boulders - Baseball
http://www.tvsmith.net.my/duasen/300508_news.html
While there has been much coverage of the UFO that exploded over Phu Quoc Island in Vietnam yesterday - little news emerged from the sister ship that fell over the Chan Sow Lin area...